Sega Debuts Virtual Girlfriend Robot

They can’t get a Sonic game right, so they try this

This is why most of the Sonic fan base is alienated.

Instead of actually attempting to make good games and revive profitable franchises for a still faithful fanbase, Sega has been quietly spending time developing and now selling a virtual girlfriend in Japan for about $166.

Named Ema for Eternal Maiden Actualization, the 18 inch tall robot can sing, dance, and kiss you. Fannnnntastic.

We’ve provided a video from the Daily Telegraph in the UK to explain things without the sarcasm, if you remain interested and aren’t currently cursing Sega for not, you know, making games.