…What?
No, seriously, what?
Apogee and 3D Realms released this abomination to promote its upcoming release of three Duke Nukem games. This isn’t “the big one”–the new 3D title we’ve been waiting for the past, what, decade now? These are the smaller games in development–perhaps re-development from the original if it’s any indication. But they share a theme with the big brother in that absolutely no footage is shown.
But hey, at least we know that the games’ names are!…because they’re flashed on the screen infinity billion times. Fantastic.
Watch. Now.
The temptation to have a “Make a better Duke Nukem Trailer Than This” contest is tempting.













Four minutes of logos and clipart flying around to the Megadeth version of the Duke Nukem Forever theme ranks as one of the most memorable moments of E3 2008, for me.