Slingerland’s XMas Greeting to Sega: “F$%# You”

Unleashed Frustration Mixed with Stadium Holiday Cheer

One of the most prominent figures in the Sonic fan community took the opportunity and space on the front page of the Sonic Stadium to curse Sega out under the guise of Holiday greetings on Christmas eve.

Having made clear previously his frustration regarding Sonic Unleashed throughout the onslaught of reviews and the Sonic community’s reaction to them, Slingerland, in his Holiday greetings, sarcastically takes pot shots at several community factions, and attempts to pre-empt any row that could develop over them by wishing “disillusioned people that think that I’m ‘misrepresenting the fanbase’ ” a Merry Christmas.

It’s a shame, then, that he closed his greeting with these words:

To SEGA… Fuck you (Whoops, I did it wrong).

Slingerland also sends greetings to, among others, those who cover the Sonic community, fan fiction authors, those who make fan characters, furries, and in particular the faction of the community that enjoys Sonic Unleashed:

To all the douchebags guys who vehemently defend Sonic Unleashed on message boards across the net in order to wash out nagging doubts in the back of their heads that they’re not having as much fun as they’ve convinced themselves to be having, thus forcefully justifying their purchase of a substandard effort to make a 3D Sonic game… Merry Christmas.

Slingerland makes clear in his greeting and has stated in the past that he’s needed a break from the Sonic community of late, and that includes his work on the upcoming SFG Sonic Nexus.  Much of his disdain stems from overwhelmingly relentless defense of Sonic Unleashed by the fanbase, even in light of almost universal reviews that stem from mediocre to downright awful.

Slingerland also cites Boyz II Men in his holiday greeting, linking to the a capella rendition of Dreams Dreams.  TSSZ News checked several different sources and, while Boyz II Men did release a Holiday album in 1993, they did not appear to have any role in this particular song.

Why is this news?  Joking or not, it not only explains a lack of updates to Sonic Nexus of late, but it also Scrooged a Stadium front page filled with more joyous Holiday cheer, while giving the portion of Sonic fans unamused with Unleashed a big voice.

The previous day, Dreadknux shared a cornucopia of Sonic related gifts he received as part of the Holiday, including a card from Sega and a homemade model of Super Sonic.  And later on Christmas eve, the Sonic Stadium released a Christmas themed fanmade animation short, dubbed Night of the Living Werehog.

The comments demonstrate how split the older generation of the Sonic community is with the new generation.  While newer Sonic fans that grew up with the franchise in this decade have been much more tolerant of games like Unleashed and previous 3D Sonic outings, such tolerance is much harder to find among those who grew up with classic Sonic.

Previously, when news of Sonic and the Black Knight broke, both Slingerland and Dreadknux used the front page to vent and then defend their anger, even in the face of receiving multiple complaints about their comments.

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