Warning: Not for Kids
It may be for the better that I can’t figure out for the life of me how to embed this video from Japanese site AmebaVision.
What’s behind that link is the first known video trailer for Pole’s Big Adventure. But we’re not, ahem, dicking around here–it’s not a video for kids, and it may not be safe for work. Inside you’ll find a lot of references to that certain part of the male anatomy, and it’s revealed those pipes–well, they suck something down, but it’s not the whole body. Be warned.
Pole’s Big Adventure for the Japanese Wii will be out February 3rd via WiiWare. Whether it’s released outside of the country remains to be seen, but we’ll keep track of developments.
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The gags were what got me into this, but now…
DO NOT WANT.
Wow I AM MENTALLY DISTURBED NOW
This could only come from Japan. Bunch of sickos and pervs over there.
I don’t understand what I was listening for
@Mark
Yes, because only Japanese make adult games, amirite?
This just seems like a Mario-rip off with some cock jokes. Compare this to, say, Custer’s Revenge which is pretty much a guy in a cowboy hat with the biggest hard-on ever dodging arrows and raping a Native.
Well, they make the really sick adult stuff.
Adult games will be adult games… but on the Wii? Well, it is a very sexual system, so I guess it fits.
Japanases directs their shows and games to teens and adults
O_O WHAT THE HELL?!
I’m scarred now.
It feels like one of the worst Mario rip-offs. This is only shit.
Who in the right mind created this abomination
So this is what this game was the whole time, a cheap Super Mario bros rip off.
Not that I was expecting anything interesting.
I think I missed something.
Is it what’s at the bottom?
I haven’t watched it. I’d rather keep my mind intact.
@ Mark
As does… everyone else, actually. They’re really not that special unless you compare them to, say, Saudi Arabia where something like God of War would be illegal.
Well, what ever the hell this is, it’s an extremely bad Mario rip-off like most people said.
I don’t know what just went on in that game. I think I missed something
Right… Rather play maths rescue than that load of kibble… Shoddy 8bit rip off of Mario…
Maths Rescue is epic compared to that! Word Rescue is awesome too! Defeat the Gruzzles!
Can someone please tell me where sex or sexual innuendo comes in this video?
RIP-OFFUCK
Nintendo’s gonna pull off a WiiWare, with a red mexican chinchilla, with the ability to slow things down. I called it. Fuck off.
@ Sonikku Master About time someone besides me has played Maths rescue! High five dude!
did any of you actually watch the trailer…..I didn’t see anything suggestive. But it could be because I don’t have my penis goggles on…
@ratix240sx Me neither… most of these folks though can sense a penis joke a mile away doesn’t matter what language it is in.