The First of the Weird and Wild to come out of the 20th Anniversary
The next Sonic game, if this is any indication, may not have you battling Eggman, but rather his wrinkles.
Take a look above at the shot of a very unique gift Sega’s French division gave to our friends at French Sonic website Eversonic. It’s unique because it is 20th anniversary branded anti-aging cream. This is not a joke. Even the cream itself is Sonic blue.
The packaging itself is nice, and claims in French the cream is the secret to eternal youth. But if you get one of these, be careful: side effects include possible development of green eyes.














Interesting. Does it enhance running speed as well? XD
lol amazing
wouldn’t mind buying 1 just for collection purposes
have your mistress apply it for you ;> very swell
Does that thing actually work?
Lol thats awesome.
“Green eyes”
“But if you get one of these, be careful: side effects include possible development of green eyes.”
LMFAO!! XD
Genius, man. Genius.
Cream the Rabbit comfirmed to be in next Sonic game
and that explains how all of the characters have remained the same age (some even losing years)
I’m sure pedo bear approves,
green eyes? clever
“But if you get one of these, be careful: side effects include possible development of green eyes.”
Epic win right there, Tristan.
LOL “side affects include possible development of green eyes”
HAHA YOU MADE MY DAY xD.
Love that classic Sonic head logo is still used, hell it’s still in the Sonic Team logo give it up Iizuka we know which design is truly iconic stop acting like bringing it back will hurt sales or whatever your sheltered mind has come up with. Plenty of other mediums get along fine with having different takes on the same character
Nice – I wanna have green eyes. Teaches all the fanboys out there about how cool it is!
The only tip there, is that Sonic is going back to his roots. So it’s like the leaks say: Sonic, green hill style, old stages in 3D… things like that.
“Use the cream on morning and night”? Lol yeah, like if anyone would put that on his face.
Green eyes is cool.
Nice!
I bet that formula works in super sonic speed!
30 day refund if you’re not satisfied.
Why does everyone hate Iizuka? I know Sega has had a lot of bad games, and the Sonic 4 controversy is still the biggest load of crap I’ve seen the Sonic fanbase spew out, but why?
Oh, and that green eye quip was win, Tristan.
OK, this style must continue.
I guess my green-eyed cousin would love this cream.
Aright, take something someone else made and slap Sonic’s face on it. PURE. GENIUS.