Liberal Blogger May have Found the Eggman
If you could ask any head of state anything you wanted–even if he or she couldn’t hear it–what would it be?
The staff of left-leaning satire blog Wonkette decided to ask Dick Cheney what would happen if he died. They did so at the Conservative Political Action Conference being held through tomorrow in Washington, D.C. Specifically among the catcalls amid 9/11 and torture talk was an inquiry on whether Cheney’s death would act as a prison egg release and, eventually, a direct question on whether he is Dr. Robotnik.
This really happened. How do we know? Video of the exchange is below. It may be the only time you hear “Mr. Vice President!” immediately followed by the cries of “Sonic the Hedgehog!” There’s no word on whether Cheney is using a hovercraft to get around.














I dont get it
Wow.
That blogger… Has failed… -.-
My god… it’s all coming together.
I should have known that the irate Sonic fanatics would eventually snap. (Not that ALL of us Sonic fanatics are irate… for instance, I’m only irate SOME of the time, and I like to think that I have a grip on reality.)
What…the…hell?
I get what he’s parodying. It’s just so weird. XD
The only part of politics I’ll like…
LOL wow…. I think he’s missing the mustache, a red marching band suit lol and needs to be rounder and fatter though. Well we all know how politicians work when it comes to questions like that. Ya better find yourself the 7 chaos cola’s so you can become super cause when your done trying to work your way through the D.C. Doomsday Zone…your gonna be worn out after hitting all that rhetoric asteroids and all that political spin.
The questions in the background were funnier.
‘WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN 9/11!’
..What response do they expect from that..? That’s ALL they said.
Still, the point of this video, the Robotnik thing, was awesome.
Dude, Kate… it’s a freaking joke. Chill out.
Wow, that’s just dumb. But whaddya expect from a liberal like him? XD
@ Cobanermani456: Hahahahaha, agreed!
Hahahahahahaha
This guy, he’s alright in my book. Liberal or not.
Obama would be Nega-Eggman
Eggman The Simpsons? eggs.
I don’t care if he failed, that was greatest thing I’ve seen all year so far. The guy has guts.
Also,
“Are you Dr. Robotnik?”
“No, I am DR. EGGMAN!”
Many frowns were to be had.
Remember The Day after Tomorrow?
“Mr Vice President – if we don’t act now it’s going to be too late!”
Well replace that with, and using that Dennis Quiad voice:
“Mr Vice President…. are you Doctor Robotnik?”
That was effin hilarious. props
Aw, it actually wasn’t that funny. Sad face.
LMFAO
ChaoticFox… what I SAID was a freaking joke.
In all seriousness, no one seems to understand when I’m trying to deadpan. Maybe it has something to do with all my talk about demon fighting and ninja kitties (which both have somewhat of an odd basis in my actual reality, but I doubt anyone would understand, because my daily life seems like a soap opera slash sitcom).
But if it makes you feel better, let’s just pretend that I WAS freaking out, because it’s a whole lot better than when I actually DO freak out. (Once again, dead serious. You honestly don’t want to know.)
Sheesh, sometimes I don’t even believe MYSELF.
*coughs* Moving ON…