Tag "commentary"

Sonic Was Never Good

Warning. The following video contains extreme snark and sarcasm. Viewer discretion is advised. Also, don’t @ me.   Noah Copeland is a somewhat interesting human. He makes music, games, and films, and stands at exactly average height. You can follow

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Reasonable Assessment: Sonic’s Social Media Is Smart

On June 1st of 2015, Kellie Parker ended her seven year tenure as Sonic the Hedgehog’s social media manager. A short time later, a familiar face by the name of Aaron Webber took the reins. No one was prepared for what was

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Reasonable Assessment: SEGA Doubling-Down on Classic Sonic

The first Sonic game I ever played was Sonic Adventure 2. The second was Sonic 3 & Knuckles. My first experience with Sonic involved a healthy dose of both Classic and Modern Sonic. Both black eyes and green eyes. I say

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Reasonable Assessment: Sonic 3 & Knuckles’ Story & The Monomyth

In the 1994 SEGA Genesis classic, Sonic 3 & Knuckles, the hero is Sonic, Tails is the ally, and Knuckles is the trickster. Sounds obvious, right? I’m not speaking as generally as you might think. I’m specifically referring to a concept called

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Reasonable Assessment: The SXSW Panel Is More Important Than You Think

Hello, hello. I’m Noah and I’m new the commentator at TSSZ. Welcome to my segment! Sit down and rev up a spindash. We’re about to get started. For my first article, I’d like to address a certain sentiment that seems

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